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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll
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(*_*) - The Pharmacy
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.
We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike.
Right now, he can't do none of those'.
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Why did the zombie cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!
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If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
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"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending,
he turned into a butterfly."
~ Proverb ~
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