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"Feline Physics"
Part II
Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach
just about any counter top that has anything
remotely interesting on it.
Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position
to obstruct the maximum amount of human
foot traffic.
Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until
he gets good and ready to stop.
Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything
good is served.
Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state
for very long.
Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a
human's desire for her to do something.
First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created
nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little
energy as possible.
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