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How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
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Nerdy Yo Momma Joke of the Day -
Your mother is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
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Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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What kind of flowers do you have on your face?
Tulips
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Teacher: Define the meaning of optimism and pessimism with an example.
Student: Once a pessimist said that things just can’t get any worse and an optimist quickly interrupted, “No, of course they can.”
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That makes 7 years in a row.
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How can you tell if a crab is inebriated?
When it starts walking straight forward.
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Do you know something you can hold even when you don’t touch it?
A conversation.
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What would you call an extremely funny mountain?
How about Hill Arious?
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I have two moods, constant panic and worrying about every little detail.
Or :
It is what it is.
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