Jokes and stuff

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What do you call a flipped-over Easter Bunny?

Hop-side-down

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If a plane crashed on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where would you bury the survivors?

Nowhere, you wouldn't bury survivors.

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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?

I never make rash promises!

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Who do you call when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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"One can never have too many librarian friends."

— Jennifer Chiaverini (The Wedding Quilt (Elm Creek Quilts #18))

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"I guess that’s all forever is...Just one long trail of nows. And I guess all you can do is try and live one now at a time without getting too worked up about the last now or the next now."

— Nicholas Evans (The Horse Whisperer)

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