Jokes of the day

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"If I paint a wild horse, you might not see the horse... but surely you will see the wildness!"

— Pablo Picasso

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!

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Q: Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library?

A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books.

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"Please call me a taxi."

"Okay, you're a taxi."

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A guy who absolutely loved winning competitions, but was blessed with too much bad luck decided to enter a local paper’s biggest pun contest. He was so desperate to win that he sent 10 different entries, hoping that at least one of them would make the cut. When the results were declared, he was heartbroken because the jury said sadly, no pun in ten did.

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A dyslexic guy once marched into a bra

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Q: What kind of health care provider can repair a broken website?

A: URLogist.

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John: "Adam, where were you for so long? Why are you so late dude?"

Adam: "A man next to me at the bar dropped a hundred dollar bill."

John: "And were you helping him find it?"

Adam: "Nah bro, I was standing on it."

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What is the saddest kind of fruit?

A blue berry

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“Patience from a Buddhist perspective is not a "wait and see" attitude, but rather one of "just be there"... Patience can also be based on not expecting anything. Think of patience as an act of being open to whatever comes your way. When you begin to solidify expectations, you get frustrated because they are not met in the way you had hoped... With no set idea of how something is supposed to be, it is hard to get stuck on things not happening in the time frame you desired. Instead, you are just being there, open to the possibilities of your life.” 


― Lodro Rinzler, The Buddha Walks into a Bar

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