Bad writing

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Bad writing of the Day - Another "winner" in the Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest:

The hands of the little white porcelain clock, which had sat at her bedside since she was twelve years old and wildly in love with Baxton Heathley and which had been given to her by her aunt Martha who had since died of a mysterious ailment in Peru while reportedly seeking information on the whereabouts of the famed black diamond which had belonged to her mother and her mother before her and so on down the line until it had disappeared during a hailstorm in Kansas where she was attending a convention of Astrologers Annonymous, crept slowly.

Dorey Hollin-Lowe, Salinas, CA