Jokes of the day

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The programmer’s wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Why was the cow wearing a bell?

Its horn didn't work.

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How do you age a goldfish?

Take out the "g".

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What do you call a famous fish?

A Starfish.

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Do you want me to tell you a joke backwards?

Then start laughing!

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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

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A famous mathematician got a flat tire on his way to give a speech. He called to tell them he would be late. “I didn’t count on this.” he told them.

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Man, weddings are so emotional, you won't believe who I saw crying?

Who?

The cake. Can you imagine that! The cake was in tiers!

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"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."

~ Mark Twain ~
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