Joke of the day

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What kind of animal can jump higher than a house?

All of them. Houses can't jump.

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What happened to the teddy bear when he picked a fight with a bully?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.

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The mountains, rivers, earth, grasses, trees, and forests are always emanating a subtle, precious light, day and night, always emanating a subtle, precious sound, demonstrating and expounding to all people the unsurpassed ultimate truth.

Author: Yuan-sou

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"It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse." 


— Adlai E. Stevenson II
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