.
.
.
Why didn't the anteater ever get sick?
Because he was full of anty-bodies.
========================
Why are horses horrible dancers?
They have two left feet.
=====
There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."
=============
Psychiatrist to patient: "Don't worry. You're not deluded. You only think you are."
============
A statistician gave birth to twins, but only had one of them baptized. She kept the other as a control.
====
What did Cinderdolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
============
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
=======================
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Plug its nose.
======================
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin sea.
=============
Everyone can have his own religion but no one can have his own science.
.
.
.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment