Jokes of the day

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Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

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Somebody said you sound like an owl.

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"All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players;

They have their exits and their entrances;

And one man in his time plays many parts,

His acts being seven ages."

— William Shakespeare

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What was the Cobra's favorite subject in school?

Hisssstory.

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Two hunters were out in the woods, when they heard a bear roar just feet away from them. One guy started to tighten his shoe laces.

The other guy said, “What are you doing?. You're not faster than that bear!”

The first guy replied, “You're right, but I just have to be faster than you!” Then he took off.

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A couple who were always arguing went to the village wise man for mediation. The wise man listened first to the wife as she complained about her husband and all the things he did to upset her and get on her nerves.

The wise man listened and nodded as she talked, then he said, "You're right."

Next the wise man listened to the husband as he complained about his wife and all the things she did to upset him and get on his nerves.

The wise man listened and nodded as he talked, then he said, "You're right."

The wise man's wife, who had been eavesdropping behind a door. came in the room. She said, "They don't agree on anything, how can they both be right? They can't possibly both be right!"

The wise man listened and nodded as she talked, then he said to his wife, "You're right."

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