Jokes of the day

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Why do mice hide when it's storming?

Because it's raining cats and dogs.

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What do bats do for fun?

Just hang around.

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"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

— William Shakespeare (Hamlet)

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Hyperbole - It's the BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

A - Because frost bites!

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Teacher: “Do you listen to your father or your mother more?”

Pupil: “My mother.”

Teacher: “Why?”

Pupil: “Because she talks more.”

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First shepherd: “How many sheep do you have?”

Second shepherd: “I have no idea! Whenever I start to count them, I fall asleep.”

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A good fairy meets an evil wizard.

Good fairy: “And who are you?”

Evil wizard: “I’m an evil wizard!”

Good fairy: “Well, because you’re evil, I will grant you only one wish.”

Evil wizard: “Okay, I want you to drop dead!”

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A policeman sees a drunkard lying on the street.

Policeman: “What are you doing there?”

Drunkard: “I’ve lost something!”

Policeman: “What did you lose?”

Drunkard: “My balance!”

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“One of the most pathetic—and dangerous—signs of our times is the growing number of individuals and groups who believe that no one can possibly disagree with them for any honest reason.”

~ Thomas Sowell

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