Sunday, April 19, 2020

Jokes of the day

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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are throwing darts.

The biologist throws a dart and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist throws a dart and misses 5ft to the right.

The statistician yells, "Bullseye!"

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Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

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When does the horse talk?

Whinny wants to.

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Q: Why is the math book always mad?

A: Because it has so many problems.

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"Dispute not with her: she is lunatic."

— William Shakespeare (Richard III)

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The longest official one-word place name is in Iceland. Full name: Onafhankelijkheidsplein

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One of my favorite quotes:


"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from." 

— Cormac McCarthy


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