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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are throwing darts.
The biologist throws a dart and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist throws a dart and misses 5ft to the right.
The statistician yells, "Bullseye!"
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Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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When does the horse talk?
Whinny wants to.
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Q: Why is the math book always mad?
A: Because it has so many problems.
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"Dispute not with her: she is lunatic."
— William Shakespeare (Richard III)
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The longest official one-word place name is in Iceland. Full name: Onafhankelijkheidsplein
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One of my favorite quotes:
"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
— Cormac McCarthy
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