Jokes of the day

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Why did the fly become an actor?

Because he liked being on the big screen.

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A termite walked into a pub and said, “Is the bar tender here?”

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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One book says to another "You look thinner!"

The other book says "Thanks, I had my appendix removed."

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"There are 10,000 books in my library, and it will keep growing until I die. This has exasperated my daughters, amused my friends and baffled my accountant. If I had not picked up this habit in the library long ago, I would have more money in the bank today; I would not be richer."

— Pete Hamill

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"Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack."

―Dr. Seuss

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