Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Jokes of the day

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Why don't birds read instruction manuals?

They like to wing it.

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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

Cashew!

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What did one snowman ask the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with.

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

A: Pencil-vania

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There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

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