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Why don't birds read instruction manuals?
They like to wing it.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What did one snowman ask the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with.
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania
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There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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