Jokes of the day

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What is the back door to a cafeteria called?

Bacteria!

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Mom: Peter, why didn't you eat your lunch?

Peter: I have been studying history since this morning.

Mom: So how did that prevent you from eating lunch?

Peter: It was full of dates!!

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Jack: Can you read Chinese?

James: Yes, if it’s written in English.

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A brown bear meets a polar bear.

Brown bear: “Man, what kind of soap do you use?”

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Two snakes are talking.

First snake: “Are we poisonous snakes?”

Second snake: “I don’t think so, why?”

First snake: “Thank goodness, I just bit my tongue!”

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"All generalizations are false."

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