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What is the back door to a cafeteria called?
Bacteria!
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Mom: Peter, why didn't you eat your lunch?
Peter: I have been studying history since this morning.
Mom: So how did that prevent you from eating lunch?
Peter: It was full of dates!!
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Jack: Can you read Chinese?
James: Yes, if it’s written in English.
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A brown bear meets a polar bear.
Brown bear: “Man, what kind of soap do you use?”
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Two snakes are talking.
First snake: “Are we poisonous snakes?”
Second snake: “I don’t think so, why?”
First snake: “Thank goodness, I just bit my tongue!”
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"All generalizations are false."
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