Jokes of the day

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A rooster laid an egg on the very tip-top point of the barn.

The wind was blowing from the west and the sun was rising in the east. Which way did egg roll?

Neither, silly, because roosters don't lay eggs!

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold his nose.

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A humpback whale walks into a bar and says,

"OOooooOOOOoooUUUUUooooooUUUUuuAAAAaaaaaaaaOOOOOOooooooo
UUUUUUUuuuuuuuuAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOOoooooooOOOOOoooooAAAaaaaUUuuuu..."

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“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” 

― Steven Wright

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"The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious - the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science." 

— Albert Einstein

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"What harbor can receive you more securely than a great library?" 

— Italo Calvino (If On a Winter's Night A Traveler)

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