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What do you call a muddy chicken that crosses the road, then crosses back again?
A dirty double crosser.
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Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
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What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
-- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
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What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet
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What is King Arthur’s favorite fish?
A swordfish.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?
A coat of arms.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
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What pine has the longest needles?
A porcupine.
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Lyrics of the Day ....
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow.
~Mary Anne Radmacher
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