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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
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What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Customer: “Do you have alligator shoes?”
Clerk: “Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?”
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"Creativity is intelligence having fun."
— Albert Einstein
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There can be no question, my dear Watson, of the value of exercise before breakfast.
Sherlock Holmes
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