Jokes of the day

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What do you call a chubby pumpkin?

A plumpkin

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What did one fairy say to the other?

Do you believe in people?

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A Zen monk approaches a hotdog stand and says "Make me one with everything."

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'Tis easier to prevent bad habits than to break them. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

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<(~_~)> - White Hairs

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something that worries me, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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"One of the painful signs of years of dumbed-down education is how many people are unable to make a coherent argument. They can vent their emotions, question other people's motives, make bold assertions, repeat slogans—anything except reason."

~ Thomas Sowell 

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