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Who can shave six times a day and still have a beard?
A barber
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe! Breathe!
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Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
It wanted to be a water melon.
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Why did the boy deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
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Which side of the leopard has the most spots?
The outside
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I hate telling noble gas jokes .. there's never a reaction!
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What do you do if you find a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
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“Study nature, love nature, stay close to nature. It will never fail you.”
― Frank Lloyd Wright
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