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The police were called to the scene of the crime. Why did the police arrest the cat?
He was a cat burglar.
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Do you know why don't fish like basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
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A very worried horse went to the doctor for a check up. He was afraid he was getting hay fever!
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What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one.
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How do you keep a rhino from charging?
You take away its credit cards.
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Why did the farmer call his pig "Inky"?
Because it always ran out of the pen..
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I've given on the Nook site and will continue to use this one. Thanks for all your hard work! LJ
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