Jokes of the Day ....

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January 1st is the day when everyone eats food from last year.
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1. Teacher: John, if your father takes a loan of $ 100 at 2% interest. How much money will he return at the end of a year?
John: Nothing.
Teacher: Do you know how to figure out the interest rate? ...
John: I do. But you don’t know my father!
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Teacher to student. "Do you know anything about the Dead Sea?"
John: "No, I didn’t even know it was sick."
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12. A chemistry teacher was teaching the formula of water in class to kids. He asked them memorise it for the next class.
Next day.
Teacher: "John, give me the formula for water."
John: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
John: "You said the formula for water is H to O."


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