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Teacher: “Okay, Otto, use the word ‘firefighter’ in a sentence.”
Otto: “The firefighter ran down the stairs pregnant.”
Teacher: “Otto, um ..do you know what the word ‘pregnant’ means?”
Otto: “I sure do! It means ‘to carry a baby!’”
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“Dad, how does an airplane fly?”
“I don’t know, son.”
“How does a ship float on water?”
“Got no idea, son.”
“How does the TV make the moving pictures on the screen?”
“Have no clue.”
“Dad, do you hate it when I ask these questions?”
“Not at all Son, how else are you going to learn?”
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Philosophy teacher: “The problem with the world is that smart people are always full of doubts while the idiots are so sure of themselves!”
Student: “Are you certain about that?”
Philosophy teacher: “Absolutely!”
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