Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

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Where do private eye chickens come from?    


Hard-boiled eggs.


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What do you call a monkey that makes potato chips?  


A CHIPmonk


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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?  


An egg roll.


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Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?


At the quack of dawn


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What do you call an alligator in a vest?  


An Investigator


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