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"Hello, I would like to try on that dress in the window please."


"I’m afraid you’ll have to use the dressing room for that."


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All mushrooms are edible. Some are edible only once.


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" Son, wake up, time for school!"


"I don’t want to go! All the kids and teachers hate me!"


"But you have to go, you’re the principal!"


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My girlfriend told me she’s going to leave me because I love poker more than her. I think she’s bluffing!"


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What does a mouse say when it sees a bat?


"Look, a guardian angel!"


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Two 0s pass an 8 and whisper to each other.


"Look how tight his belt is!"


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Two matches see a needle.


"Look out, a robot!

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