Friday, February 19, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

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What is a cat's favorite color?  


Purrr-ple


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The leopard wanted to play hide and seek with the kids.   Why couldn’t he hide very well?  


Because he's always spotted.


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How long should a horse's legs be?  


Long enough to reach the ground


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Why do birds fly south for the winter?  


Because it is too far to walk


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If you mix a banker with a fish, what do you get?  


A loan shark


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How do you make an Octopus laugh?  


With ten-tickles


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What do sea monsters eat?    


Fish and ships


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