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What did you get when a pig mixed two colors?
Pigment
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Do you know why you should never tell a pig a secret?
Because they love to squeal
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How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster
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Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs there.
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Can you think of what is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
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What kind of a key opens a banana?
A monKEY
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What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet..
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