Saturday, February 6, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

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Husband and wife are talking.


Husband: “Do you know that recent studies have shown that a woman uses 32,049 words in a day on average, whereas a man uses half that amount?”


Wife: “That is because we have to explain everything twice.”


Husband: “Sorry, did you say something?”
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A full figured lady comes to the doctor.


Lady: “Excuse me, doctor, how tall would I need to be for my weight to be ideal?”


Doctor: “You’d have to be around 15 feet tall.”


Lady: “There you go. Everyone keeps telling me I’m overweight when actually I’m just too short!”
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