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Husband and wife are talking.
Husband: “Do you know that recent studies have shown that a woman uses 32,049 words in a day on average, whereas a man uses half that amount?”
Wife: “That is because we have to explain everything twice.”
Husband: “Sorry, did you say something?”
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A full figured lady comes to the doctor.
Lady: “Excuse me, doctor, how tall would I need to be for my weight to be ideal?”
Doctor: “You’d have to be around 15 feet tall.”
Lady: “There you go. Everyone keeps telling me I’m overweight when actually I’m just too short!”
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