Jokes of the Day ...

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A child went to when to a shop selling greeting cards.


Sales clerk: "What do you want?"


Child: "A 'Get well soon-but not too soon' card for my math teacher."


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James: "Did I tell you about the time when I faced a real tiger?"


Tom: "No What happened?"


James: "He stared right into my eyes and roared."


Tom: "What happened then?"


James: "I moved on to the next cage."


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Before you judge a person walk a mile in his shoes.


After that — Well, who cares? He is a mile away and you have got his shoes.


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What is the back door to a cafeteria called?


Bacteria!


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A brown bear meets a polar bear.


Brown bear: "Man, what kind of soap do you use?"


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Two snakes are talking.


First snake: "Are we poisonous snakes?"


Second snake: "I don’t think so, why?"


First snake: "Thank goodness, I just bit my tongue!".
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