Friday, February 26, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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What kind of ant is good at maths?


An accountAnt


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How do you shoot two killer bees?    


With a bee bee gun


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Where do eggplants come from?


Chicken plants


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What kind of fish do you eat with peanut butter?  


Jellyfish


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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?


Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one
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2 comments:

  1. Hey, thanks for posting the free friday nook books. I always looked forward to your list on the B&N blog before they moved it. Did they discontinue the free app though?

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    1. Yes, the free app is no more. Maybe I'll add a free app now and then to my list.

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