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A bank teller asked a guy who was withdrawing cash. "How do you want the money?"
Man: "I want it very much."
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Passenger I don’t see the point of having schedules on train arrivals and departures if they are always late.
Conductor: If there wasn’t any schedule, you wouldn’t know that the train is not on time.
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Can a kangaroo can jump higher than a house?
Of course it can. A house can't jump.
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Joe: After years and years of studying, I have finally managed to get a PhD
Bill: Wow, that’s cool. I didn't even know you went to college. What was your major?
Joe "None, I meant Pizza Hut delivery.
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