Monday, May 16, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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Joe thought his girlfriend was surprised to see him. She told him she just drew her eyebrows too high.


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Stand in a corner if you’re ever cold. They’re usually around 90 degrees.


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How do you make holy water?


You place it in a pot over high heat, and boil the hell out of it!


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The only job I could see myself doing is cleaning mirrors.


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1 comment:

  1. Good morning, Serendipity here. There are new free books available from Centaur Classics, including a lot of Aristotle, The Origin of Species, and Moby Dick. I don't have time to list them; go to this page:

    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/Centaur+Classics/_/N-8qa?Nrpp=40&Ns=P_Sale_Price|0&page=1

    or go to the B&N website, type "Centaur Classics" in the search box, select NOOK books, and sort by Price - Low to High.

    Thanks for sharing your fan fiction with us, Penelope. I am not a fan of vampire romances, but I know many people are, and romance readers and writers keep the book industry alive.

    Happy reading!

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