Thursday, May 19, 2016

Jokes of the Day ...

(^_^) - Frozen windows
*Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:*
*'Windows frozen, won't open.'*
*Husband texts back:
'Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.'*
*Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
'Computer really messed up now."*
Daughter: I got an A in Chemistry.
Mom: WTF!
Daughter: Mom, what do you think WTF means?
Mom: Well That's Fantastic.
Mom: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
Son: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Mom: OK, bye. I'll go ask your sister.

1 comment:

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