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(^_^) - Frozen windows
*Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:*
*'Windows frozen, won't open.'*
*Husband texts back:
'Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.'*
*Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
'Computer really messed up now."*
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Daughter: I got an A in Chemistry.
Mom: WTF!
Daughter: Mom, what do you think WTF means?
Mom: Well That's Fantastic.
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Mom: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
Son: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Mom: OK, bye. I'll go ask your sister.
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ReplyDeleteA Study in Scarlet (Wisehouse Classics Edition)
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