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Elsa: Hey Toni, did you know, I was on a diet for a month!
Toni: Oh yeah? How much did you lose?
Elsa: I lost 30 days!
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Owning a sports car and driving it within the speed limit is like going to an eat-all-you-can buffet and having just the salad.
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I’m so great at multi-tasking! I can sit, do nothing, and procrastinate all at once!
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Why did Tina walked quietly past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want the sleeping pills to wake up!
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The huge difference between "boyfriend" and "boy friend" is that little gap in between words known as the "friend zone".
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