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Light travels faster than sound; this is why some people appear to be intelligent until they open their mouth.
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My dad told me we shouldn’t dress for the job we have, but dress for the job we want. I turned up for my job interview dressed as Batman.
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Apple is working on launching a new i-Car - an automatic car that can drive itself. But rumors are that they have a lot of trouble installing windows.
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How does Moses make tea?
Hebrews it!.
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