Jokes of the Day ...

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moustache!
Moustache who?
I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip  who?
Turnip the music – let’s dance!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oink.
Oink who?
Make up your mind. Are you a pig, or are you an owl?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
The Sweden sour chicken is my favorite!
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