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A man approaches two women sitting at a table in a club.
The man says to one of the ladies: "Would you like to dance? "
Lady: "Sure!"
Man: "Then go ahead and dance. I want to talk to your friend."
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Wondered what you would get if you mixed a sheep with a kangaroo.
Why! I would get a woolly jumper
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A wife complained to her husband. "Look at that couple on the other side of the shop. He is holding her hand and kissing her, why can’t you do the same?"
Man: "Are you mad? I don’t even know the woman!
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What do you think a cloud that has an itchy rash does?
It finds out the nearest skyscraper.
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