I went to the mall looking for camouflage pants. Seems like they’re hard to find!
Teacher: Mark, did your mom help you with your homework?
Mark: No Miss McMillan, she did it all by herself.
Girlfriend: Am I the first woman you ever loved?
Boyfriend: Of course! Why do all girls ask me the same question?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s great with its vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.