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"Please call me a taxi."
"Okay, you're a taxi."
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A guy who absolutely loved winning competitions, but was blessed with too much bad luck decided to enter a local paper’s biggest pun contest. He was so desperate to win that he sent 10 different entries, hoping that at least one of them would make the cut. When the results were declared, he was heartbroken because the jury said sadly, no pun in ten did.
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A dyslexic guy once marched into a bra
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Q: What kind of health care provider can repair a broken website?
A: URLogist.
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John: "Adam, where were you for so long? Why are you so late dude?"
Adam: "A man next to me at the bar dropped a hundred dollar bill."
John: "And were you helping him find it?"
Adam: "Nah bro, I was standing on it." .
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Your jokes make my day...thanks for sharing! Love the freebies as well! : )
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by Susan!
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