Sunday, May 1, 2016

Jokes of the day ...

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How do you age a goldfish?


Take out the "g".


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What do you call a famous fish?


A Starfish.


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Do you want me to tell you a joke backwards?


Then start laughing!


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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?


Frostbite.


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A famous mathematician got a flat tire on his way to give a speech. He called to tell them he would be late. "I didn’t count on this." he told them.


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Man, weddings are so emotional, you won't believe who I saw crying?


Who?


The cake. Can you imagine that! The cake was in tiers!


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