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A Roman walks into a bar and says "I'll have a martinus." The bartender looks at him weird before saying, "You mean 'martini?'" The Roman answers, "If I wanted two, I would have asked for them!"
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry it's just a joke !
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What cut the Roman Republic in two?
A pair of Caesars.
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What do you get when you cross silence with.......wait what was I saying?
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On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?
About nine and three quarters.
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
You Know
You Know Who?
Exactly!
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