Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Jokes of the day ....

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Wife: I feel like I look old today. Can you please give me a compliment to brighten up my day?


Husband: You have excellent eyesight.


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Husband: Hello 911? I think my wife is about to give birth, I don’t what to do!


911 Operator: Is this her first child?


Husband: No, this is her husband.


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Hey did you see the latest film about a hot dog vendor? I hear it was an Oscar Weiner.


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My brother has a band called 999 Megabytes. Unfortunately, they haven’t had a Gig yet.
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1 comment:

  1. Good morning, Penelope and all free NOOK book fans! There are some new free classics available from Wisehouse today:

    The Dhammapada (Wisehouse Classics - The Complete & Authoritative Edition)
    by Max F. Müller

    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dhammapada-friedrich-max-m-ller/1106555414?ean=9789176371749

    Gulliver's Travels (Wisehouse Classics Edition - with original color illustrations by Arthur Rackham)
    by Jonathan Swift, Arthur Rackham

    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gullivers-travels-jonathan-swift/1116644091?ean=9789176371688

    Treasure Island (Wisehouse Classics Edition - With Original Illustrations by Louis Rhead)
    by Robert Louis Stevenson

    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/treasure-island-robert-louis-stevenson/1116609410?ean=9789176371695

    A Doll's House (Wisehouse Classics)
    by Henrik Ibsen

    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dolls-house-henrik-ibsen/1116747947?ean=9789176371701

    The complete list of Wisehouse Classics is here:

    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dolls-house-henrik-ibsen/1116747947?ean=9789176371701

    Happy reading!

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