Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Jokes of the day ....

Wife: I feel like I look old today. Can you please give me a compliment to brighten up my day?

Husband: You have excellent eyesight.


Husband: Hello 911? I think my wife is about to give birth, I don’t what to do!

911 Operator: Is this her first child?

Husband: No, this is her husband.


Hey did you see the latest film about a hot dog vendor? I hear it was an Oscar Weiner.


My brother has a band called 999 Megabytes. Unfortunately, they haven’t had a Gig yet.

1 comment:

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