Sookie's Birthday Surprise: May 2016

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you!
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Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Gray Z!
Gray Z who?
Gray Z mixed up kid.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume on your doorbell, I can hardly hear it!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
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Monday, May 30, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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(*_*) - Airlines - Pilots Vs. Ground Techs

It takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
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P: Dead bugs on windshield..
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet-per-minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground..
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
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P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right..
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
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P:Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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And the best one for last
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.
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Sunday, May 29, 2016

Jokes of the Day ....

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money, can you loan me some?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
The interru…
MOOOOO!!!!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re very welcome.
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Saturday, May 28, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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My grandmother called to tell me she'd gotten an e-mail account.

"Great," I said. "Send me a message so I'll have your e-mail address."

I waited and waited, but she never sent it.

Several days later, an envelope arrived-Grandma had written her info on a piece of paper and mailed it to me.

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Friday, May 27, 2016

Free Friday List Reposted....

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I'm trying to get the links to post live ..

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.

CHILDREN/YA

Challenger: Roleplaying Game Core Rules

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/challenger-david-dostaler/1113031000?ean=2940011538339

The Two Santas' Two-Polar Home: Santa Claus and Santa Christina ("Mrs. Claus") Ride Between North Pole and South Pole in "Wormhole Elevator"

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-two-santas-two-polar-home-george-william-kelly/1123752680?ean=2940153000336

Kids Picture Book :In The Forest

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kids-picture-book-michele-j-sweatman/1122037919?ean=2940152161748

Rabbit : Rabby Loves Vegetable

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rabbit-auntie-ant/1121763262?ean=2940151660990

The Funny Bunny

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-funny-bunny-liz-rich/1116947104?ean=2940045273763

Offer Him Roses

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/offer-him-roses-james-hampton/1115516904?ean=2940044556089

PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

The Clockwork God (Aboard the Great Iron Horse, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-clockwork-god-jamie-sedgwick/1119985544?ean=9781501455100

Rise of the Dragons (Kings and Sorcerers--Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rise-of-the-dragons-morgan-rice/1120956618?ean=2940152091441

The Death Series, 1-3: Whispers, Speaks and Inception

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-death-series-1-3-tamara-rose-blodgett/1119645532?ean=2940045304542

Return of the Phoenix; A Monster Squad Novel: 1

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-of-the-phoenix-a-monster-squad-novel-heath-stallcup/1121140432?ean=2940046547689

A Stranger North

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-stranger-north-henry-j-olsen/1120021059?ean=2940151873765

Safety Zone (Lunar Colony VI #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/safety-zone-a-b-keuser/1123795336?ean=2940153019338

The Expedition (Swept Away by the Billionaire, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/expedition-anandra-rose/1120872272?ean=2940152727081

Dr. North's Wound and Other Stories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dr-norths-wound-and-other-stories-john-dodds/1101575148?ean=2940000825884

Inner Mind/Outer Space: Four Short Stories and a Novelette by the Author of Alien Within

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/inner-mind-outer-space-karen-forrester/1120564300?ean=2940046171341

Allied: First Contact

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/allied-blake-ridder/1119946346?ean=9781501491535

The Second Sphere

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-second-sphere-peter-banks/1123795342?ean=2940153019062

Zombie Drug Run

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/zombie-drug-run-cg-banks/1119744957?ean=2940046013405

The Blood Series, Books 1-3: Blood Singers, Blood Song and Blood Chosen

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-blood-series-books-1-3-tamara-rose-blodgett/1123756166?ean=2940153001746

Of North Blood Drawn

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/of-north-blood-drawn-c-j-watterson/1120258301?ean=2940046133141

The Core (Equilibrium, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-core-kate-thomas/1121205219?ean=2940152202724
You, Vampire: Core Rules

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/you-vampire-darius-nease/1114076804?ean=2940044208179

Special Offers

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/special-offers-ml-ryan/1109231583?ean=2940033051014

NONFICTION

Renegade Car Camping: A Guide to Free Campsites and the Ultimate Road Trip Experience

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/renegade-car-camping-bryan-snyder/1123762305?ean=2940153004488

How to Buy a Car Online

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-buy-a-car-online-stephen-hather/1114045147?ean=2940044197640

Digital Video Concepts, Methods, and Metrics: Quality, Compression, Performance, and Power Trade-off Analysis

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/digital-video-concepts-methods-and-metrics-shahriar-akramullah/1119879185?ean=9781430267133

How to Get IRS Tax Relief

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-get-irs-tax-relief-david-hickam/1115292049?ean=2940044519008

A Teacher's Guide to Lincoln

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-lincoln-harold-holzer/1119566046?ean=9780062374257

A Teacher's Guide to The Alchemist

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-teachers-guide-to-the-alchemist-paulo-coelho/1119566045?ean=9780062374240

Any Qualifying Charity would be MAD not to SNAP UP this Astonishing Free Offer from Google!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/any-qualifying-charity-would-be-mad-not-to-snap-up-this-astonishing-free-offer-from-google-paul-stevens/1122271526?ean=2940152018769

HEALTH/WELLNESS

3 Week Diet: The 3 Week Diet for Women

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/3-week-diet-jennifer-smith/1123083618?ean=2940152495348

70 Smoothie Recipes for Weight Loss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/70-smoothie-recipes-for-weight-loss-detoxing-and-vibrant-health-sara-banks/1121107512?ean=2940046530698

Essential Oils For Weight Loss Now

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/essential-oils-for-weight-loss-now-sara-banks/1119980161?ean=2940046061208

Dash Diet Recipes: 42 Top Dash Diet Recipes For Weight Loss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dash-diet-recipes-sara-banks/1119982680?ean=2940045645126

Diet Zone: Dieting Recipes plus Juicing Goodness

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/diet-zone-denise-lee/1119220658?ean=9781632875143

Mediterranean Diet Recipes: 42 Amazing Mediterranean Diet Recipes for Weight Loss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mediterranean-diet-recipes-sara-banks/1119980102?ean=2940045643160

The Ketogenic Diet: 42 Delicious Ketogenic Diet Recipes For Weight Loss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-ketogenic-diet-sara-banks/1119980099?ean=2940045643139

Paleo Diet Recipes: Amazingly Delicious Paleo Diet Recipes for Weight Loss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paleo-diet-recipes-sara-banks/1120892026?ean=2940046450279

Dukan Diet Recipes 42 Delicious Dukan Diet Recipes For Weight Loss

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dukan-diet-recipes-42-delicious-dukan-diet-recipes-for-weight-loss-sara-banks/1119982813?ean=294004564678

Train Your Brain & Mental Strength

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/train-your-brain-mental-strength-jason-scotts/1118006254?ean=9781630226701

Your Body Is A Sponge! . . . Needing Sensible Care Done Naturally

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/your-body-is-a-sponge-needing-sensible-care-done-naturally-car-ingman/1112407702?ean=2940044746985

Finding Your Power to Be Happy: Seven Practices to Bring Unconditional Happiness into Your Life

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-your-power-to-be-happy-d-e-hardesty/1121045559?ean=2940151844017

Gluten Free & Wheat Free Meals For All Occasions

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gluten-free-wheat-free-meals-for-all-occasions-taster-edition-discover-great-gluten-free-wheat-free-recipes-milly-white/1121805810?ean=2940152155532

The ABC Workout Plan: Firm, Tone, and Tighten Your Abs, Butt, and Core

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-abc-workout-plan-dale-l-roberts/1122703466?ean=2940152370034

COOKING

Great Coffee: Craft Your Cup of Joy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/great-coffee-dr-penny-pincher/1123579824?ean=2940152935721

Dump Cake 50+ Top Dump Cake Recipes For Easy And Delicious Desserts

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dump-cake-sara-banks/1120520677?ean=2940151917438

Low Carb Slow Cooker

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/low-carb-slow-cooker-sara-banks/1121954078?ean=2940152154962

Mason Jar Salads

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mason-jar-salads-sara-banks/1122492251?ean=2940152232516

Popcorn Handbook: Recipes, Techniques, and Tips for Great Candy Popcorn

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/popcorn-handbook-dennis-weaver/1118657670?ean=9781304874849

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Benny and the Bank Robber

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/benny-and-the-bank-robber-mary-c-findley/1106551644?ean=2940011529801

The Rose and The Thorn (MacPherson Brides

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-rose-and-the-thorn-mischelle-creager/1123047313?ean=2940152727692

Mail Order Bride Margaret (Montana Destiny Brides, Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-margaret-amelia-rose/1123741171?ean=2940152995992

Shattered Rose (Winsor Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shattered-rose-tammy-l-gray/1121198334?ean=2940046315684

Waiting for Summer's Return

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/waiting-for-summers-return-kim-vogel-sawyer/1100394591?ean=9781585586530

A Rose Blooms Twice (A Prairie Heritage, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-rose-blooms-twice-vikki-kestell/1111503778?ean=2940152219661

Rose's Destiny: New Mexico Pioneer Western Brides Series

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/roses-destiny-rosie-attwood/1123636148?ean=2940153180090

Silver Heart (Historical Western Romance)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/silver-heart-amelia-rose/1117667114?ean=2940045490474

The Rose Legacy (Diamond of the Rockies Book #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rose-legacy-kristen-heitzmann/1100395103?ean=9781585588015

Christmas Cars

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-cars-emily-debenham/1110805345?ean=2940033192403

Red Rose County - A Novella

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-rose-county-a-novella-sarah-jane-north/1120340199?ean=2940046280623

FICTION

Great Expectations (Wisehouse Classics - with the original Illustrations by John McLenan 1860)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/great-expectations-charles-dickens/1116627604?ean=9789176371640

The Return of Don Quixote (Centaur Classics)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-return-of-don-quixote-g-k-chesterton/1014079065?ean=9786050421729

The Amber Treasure

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/amber-treasure-richard-denning/1100072043?ean=2940000789995

Hawk Banks: Founding Texas

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hawk-banks-d-allen-henry/1122059681?ean=2940046017410

Return

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-allison-merritt/1108034738?ean=2940032925743

Return To Trinity

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-to-trinity-james-ayers/1114586870?ean=2940044310964

Holding Out (Hawks MC: Ballarat Charter, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/holding-out-lila-rose/1117552027?ean=2940148981817

Imbolc: Bridget's Return

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/imbolc-leydon-moore/1121677730?ean=2940151848404

In Love With Danger (In Love & Danger Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/in-love-with-danger-toya-banks/1123789671?ean=2940153221083

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Preaching to the Core

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/preaching-to-the-core-robert-jr-morrin-jr/1114512345?ean=2940044297036

The Final Prophesy

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-final-prophesy-johannes-erasmus-van-den-berg/1122654594?ean=2940045001434

Moved Out of Our Comfort Zone

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/moved-out-of-our-comfort-zone-phyllis-porter-dolislager/1030078269?ean=2940011192678

The Power of Basics: The Transforming Power of True Christian Doctrine

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-power-of-basics-duncan-heaster/1113655494?ean=9781447550600

The Twelve Premises of CORE Resonance Colonies

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/synopsis-of-the-twelve-premises-of-core-resonance-colonies-jhamilton/1122669954?ean=2940152359961

Consideration For Every Living Thing

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/consideration-for-every-living-thing-car-ingman/1112411251?ean=2940044737730

Tao of Thanks: A Poet's Tao Te Ching

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tao-of-thanks-thanks-always-returns/1121380408?ean=2940046619126

The Truth

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-truth-shiek-abdul-danish/1120195878?ean=9781312407145

Life of Muhammad

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/life-of-muhammad-mirza-bashir-ud-din-mahmud-ahmad/1123741260?ean=2940152994674

The Core of Islam Faith

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-core-of-islam-faith-muham-sakura-dragon/1122902098?ean=2940152665598

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

Extreme Unction: A Lupa Schwartz Mystery

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/extreme-unction-j-david-core/1118020773?ean=2940045551601

3 LIES (A Masters CIA Thriller, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/3-lies-helen-hanson/1102182485?ean=2940151667494

Seven Days From Sunday (An MP-5 CIA Thriller, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seven-days-from-sunday-mh-sargent/1027086133?ean=9781501462030

Gemini Rising (Mischievous Malamute Mystery Series, Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gemini-rising-harley-christensen/1117913739?ean=2940045693844

Death of a Celebrity (Harriet Rose Cozy Murder Mystery Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-of-a-celebrity-eleanor-calder/1123484783?ean=2940152319262

Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes (Rose Gardner Mystery, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/twenty-eight-and-a-half-wishes-denise-grover-swank/1104098840?ean=2940151687669

Cars, Cats and Crooks (The Kimble Detective Agency, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cars-cats-and-crooks-r-h-carter/1121088774?ean=2940151714396

The Theatre of the Apocalypse: Part 1

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-theatre-of-the-apocalypse-ud-sandberg/1115193770?ean=2940044363724

The next parts to this series:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%22UD%20Sandberg%22?Ntk=P_key_Contributor_List&Ns=P_Sales_Rank&Ntx=mode+matchall

How to Rob a Bank

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-rob-a-bank-louis-shalako/1122604342?ean=2940152125320

Red North!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/red-north-mark-lemke/1123599957?ean=2940152944884

Strike Back (The Core, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/strike-back-sk-evans/1122175089?ean=2940152212921

Car Hacker

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/car-hacker-rosie-claverton/1122870963?ean=2940152434088

Deadly Offerings

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deadly-offerings-alexa-grace/1108089083?ean=2940032961383

ROMANCE

An Unexpected Romance in Rome

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-unexpected-romance-in-rome-sam-power/1122232865?ean=2940152001365

Contemporary Cowboy Romance 3 Book Box Set

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/contemporary-cowboy-romance-3-book-box-set-amelia-rose/1120557812?ean=2940046229066

Mending Fences (Texas Heat: Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mending-fences-amelia-rose/1119159907?ean=2940045816342

RETURN (Coming Home #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-meli-raine/1122425196?ean=2940152168853

Return to Love (Willow Valley, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-to-love-christine-kingsley/1123308273?ean=2940152848199

The Lonely Drop

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-lonely-drop-vanessa-north/1120629809?ean=2940046269550

West Wind: Return to Eaton When Love Speaks

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/west-wind-robin-van-auken/1122266167?ean=2940011520105

The Job Offer

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-job-offer-eleanor-webb/1114999368?ean=2940044415065

FOREIGN

Das Ich und das Du.: Dialoge über Liebe, Sex, Schmerz und Hoffnung über Grenzen, durch Welten, Fantasie und Gezeiten

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/das-ich-und-das-du-elisabetta-birrauomo/1123201680?ean=9783739612133

'Power Shift' in den internationalen Beziehungen. Eine theoretische Erfassung anhand der Süd-Süd-Kooperation

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/power-shift-in-den-internationalen-beziehungen-eine-theoretische-erfassung-anhand-der-s-d-s-d-kooperation-eric-hugo-weinhandl/1122536107?ean=9783656954286

Paleo Steinzeit Diät Smoothie Brot Gemüse Fleisch & Fisch Kochbuch

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paleo-steinzeit-di-t-smoothie-brot-gem-se-fleisch-fisch-kochbuch-anna-dietrich/1123408684?ean=9783739636146

Bibelen: 1871

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bibelen-the-bible-in-danish/1116998813?ean=9783730948835

Den Werwolf Verhexen

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/den-werwolf-verhexen-caroline-hanson/1114303067?ean=2940044236325

Ich esse gerne Obst und Gemüse (German Bedtime Collection)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ich-esse-gerne-obst-und-gem-se-shelley-admont/1123440609?ean=2940152742466

"Ich liebe mich!" Lerne, dich selbst zu lieben, um von anderen geliebt zu werden: (Der 45 Minuten Selbstliebe-Kurs)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ich-liebe-mich-lerne-dich-selbst-zu-lieben-um-von-anderen-geliebt-zu-werden-madame-missou/1123114535?ean=9783739626154

COVER ART

The Russian's Stubborn Lover (The Fedosov Family Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-russians-stubborn-lover-leslie-north/1119776865?ean=9781498952811

Wash

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wash-lexy-timms/1119223406?ean=9781498917100

Dragon Romance: Rising Inferno: Dark Alpha Dragon Series

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dragon-romance-lucile-wild/1122669811?ean=2940152358278

BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON (RISE OF THE ARKANSAS WEREWOLVES, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/by-the-light-of-the-moon-jodi-vaughn/1121090102?ean=2940152215854

Her Vampire's Promise (Central City Romance, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/her-vampires-promise-jordan-k-rose/1121116158?ean=2940151721813

Point of Return (The Nordic Lords, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/point-of-return-stacey-lynn/1119281062?ean=9781498985611

Finding North

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/finding-north-rachel-dunning/1117444459?ean=2940045423274

The Sheik's Furious Prisoner (Quabeca Sheiks Series, #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-sheiks-furious-prisoner-leslie-north/1120033198?ean=9781501427022

SPECULATION

Seeing Paradise, Volume 1: Beauty and the Magic Carpet Cleaner

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seeing-paradise-volume-1-white-feather/1114374850?ean=2940044281738

Seeing Paradise, Volume 2: Sources, Creators, and the Empty Vessel

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seeing-paradise-volume-2-white-feather/1114473171?ean=2940044289000

Seeing Paradise, Volume 3: Dimensional Perspectives and the Dead Zone

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seeing-paradise-volume-3-white-feather/1114587242?ean=2940044306738

Seeing Paradise, Volume 4: Truth, Change,H2O, and a Palm Tree

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/seeing-paradise-volume-4-white-feather/1114587471?ean=2940044309203

Think Like A Woman Always Be A Man (Love Den Mini Series, #2)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/think-like-a-woman-always-be-a-man-midnite-love/1122617725?ean=2940152317558

CIA Using Infrared Laser to Murder U.S. Citizens

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cia-using-infrared-laser-to-murder-us-citizens-richard-lighthouse/1123482117?ean=2940152894080

Why Haven't Aliens Contacted Us?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/why-havent-aliens-contacted-us-lenny-everson/1113031993?ean=2940032904038

Is there life in Outer Space?: A study on the Cosmos

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/is-there-life-in-outer-space-daniel-bryant/1123611624?ean=9783739645094

HUMOR

She's Gotta Be Mine (a sexy funny mystery/romance, Cottonmouth Book 1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shes-gotta-be-mine-jennifer-skully/1107413248?ean=2940045486392

Make It Funny 101 Jokes Make You Laugh

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/make-it-funny-hussein-abbas/1120738967?ean=2940046429886

200 Jokes, Funny Facts, Etc.: Book One

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/200-jokes-funny-facts-etc-jesse-spriggs/1122766029?ean=2940152395525

Maynard Soloman Solves the War on Drugs (Funny Detective Stories #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/maynard-soloman-solves-the-war-on-drugs-benjamin-sobieck/1102627049?ean=2940033051151

True Funny Amazing Interesting Story

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/true-funny-amazing-interesting-story-yolandie-mostert/1122417978?ean=9781329392410

Learn English with Funny Conversations

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/learn-english-with-funny-conversations-joe-crossman/1115864401?ean=2940044607552

Funny Stories from My Travels

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/funny-stories-from-my-travels-eric-marcelo/1104402154?ean=2940011370335

Men Are Like Cars

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/men-are-like-cars-mariana-reuter/1121069495?ean=2940046511727

Orange Car with Stripes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/orange-car-with-stripes-tom-lichtenberg/1019317774?ean=2940000788899

POETRY

Poems of Love

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/poems-of-love-charles-wylie/1118140146?ean=2940045527170

Read to Me of Love: 70 Love Poems

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/read-to-me-of-love-august-macgregor/1121200171?ean=2940046567069

A Healers Poem

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-healers-poem-stephen-ebanks/1122761373?ean=9781326416829

Canvas of Imagination: Poems

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/canvas-of-imagination-stacie-eirich/1123660556?ean=2940152967548

Five Deep Christian Poems

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/five-deep-christian-poems-stephen-ebanks/1120347972?ean=9781326006211

Poems for Recovery and Life

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/poems-for-recovery-and-life-kyle-crosby/1118627985?ean=2940045691857

Kid Poems!

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kid-poems-yaritza-garcia/1113029744?ean=2940011387975

COMICS/ GRAPHIC NOVEL

Between the Panels 2: An Exciting Look Behind the Scenes at Four Fantastic New Graphic Novels

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/between-the-panels-2-zack-giallongo/1111508029?ean=9781466821873

America's Army #9 - Into the Wolf's Den

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/americas-army-9-into-the-wolfs-den-m-zachary-sherman/1119167302?ean=2940045517355

America's Army #10 - Point of Contact

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/americas-army-10-point-of-contact-m-zachary-sherman/1119923440?ean=2940045621441

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moustache!
Moustache who?
I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the music – let’s dance!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oink.
Oink who?
Make up your mind. Are you a pig, or are you an owl?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
The Sweden sour chicken is my favorite!
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Once Gone (a Riley Paige Mystery--Book #1)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/once-gone-blake-pierce/1123127161?ean=2940152525052

Once Taken (a Riley Paige Mystery--Book #2)
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/once-taken-blake-pierce/1123432005?ean=2940157627492

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Thursday, May 26, 2016

Free Friday Nook Books for Friday May 27, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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(*_*) - Newspaper Headlines
The following headlines were actually printed in newspapers.
- Miners Refuse to Work after Death
- Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Deer Kill 17,000
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
- Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
- Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
- Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Eye Drops Off Shelf
- Teachers Strike Idle Kids
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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Free Nook Books ...

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Free at time of posting:

Forged in Death
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/forged-in-death-jim-melvin/1112616645?ean=9781611941869

Riders of the Purple Sage
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/riders-of-the-purple-sage-zane-grey/1002106532?ean=9781480483873

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(^_^) - Puns, For the Educated Mind
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10.. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. A man sent ten entries to the pun contest hoping to win, but unfortunately no pun in ten did.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. When Roy Rodgers saw his boots were chewed he was upset. Since he had numerous cats running around Dale pointed at the trouble maker and said, "Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new boots?"
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
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Monday, May 23, 2016

H G Wells Books....

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Some free books by H G Wells:

The War in the Air
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/war-in-the-air-h-g-wells/1100009549?ean=9786050439533

Men Like Gods
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/men-like-gods-h-g-wells/1100040088?ean=9786050436365

The Holy Terror
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/holy-terror-h-g-wells/1006258973?ean=9786050434415

The Shape of Things to Come
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shape-of-things-to-come-h-g-wells/1100471662?ean=9786050436341

The First Men in the Moon
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/first-men-in-the-moon-h-g-wells/1100015432?ean=9786050432459
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Free Nook Books ....

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Free at time of posting:

The Lodger

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lodger-marie-adelaide-belloc-lowndes/1100175343?ean=9781480493957

A Hearth in Candlewood (Candlewood Trilogy Book #1)

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hearth-in-candlewood-delia-parr/1100377208

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It’s Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbeque me some chicken!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ach!
Ach who?
Bless you!
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Sunday, May 22, 2016

Song of the Day .....

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Memorable......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwKjW6G-UKE&index=42&list=PLpcmfuCdOz2bqiX49UbqL8VEjMM12Xaae

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Patient: Doctor, please help me. I can’t stop my hands from shaking!
Doctor: Do you drink a lot of alcohol?
Patient: No, I usually spill most of it.
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Patient to a Doctor Doctor, please help me. I swallowed a whole cube of ice last night and it still hasn’t come out!
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Waitress: Sorry to have kept you waiting, Sir.
Customer: Did you know that the floor contains 245,786 tiles?
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Q: Do you know the difference between a cellphone and a classroom of eight year olds?
A: The cellphone has a silent setting.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hay Lettuce.
Hay Lettuce who?
Hay Lettuce come in; it’s so cold out here!

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Saturday, May 21, 2016

Free Nook Book ....

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Free at time of posting:

Unnatural History

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pax-britannia-jonathan-green/1111624574?ean=9781849970037

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(*_*) - Ageing with a Smile

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

Don't let ageing get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

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THINGS WE WOULD NOT KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES:

--It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

--A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

--Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

--If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

--Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

--An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

--It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

--When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

--No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

--When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

--Any lock can be picked by a credit card or paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

--Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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Friday, May 20, 2016

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I posted the list on Tues because I wasn't sure I could do it today or Friday,

http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/05/early-free-friday-nook-book-list.html

Serendipity Findz Free Nook Books ...

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Hi, Serendipity here with some free fiction today:

Martin Eden
by Jack London, JACK LONDON

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/martin-eden-jack-london/1100063836?ean=9788893154291

The Night Horseman
by Max Brand

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/night-horseman-max-brand/1100199085?ean=9781531275686

Riders of the Silences
by Max Brand

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/riders-of-the-silences-max-brand/1100397959?ean=9781531275693

Lord of the World
by Robert Benson

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lord-of-the-world-robert-hugh-benson/1100166977?ean=9781531275631

Happy reading!

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B&N Free Friday Nook Book ....

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Free Friday B&N Nook Book ...
The Year My Sister Got Lucky

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-year-my-sister-got-lucky-aimee-friedman/1008634942?ean=9780545283922

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(*_*) - The Pharmacy

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied.

The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.

We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike.

Right now, he can't do none of those.

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Thursday, May 19, 2016

Serendipity Findz Free Books for the Nook ...

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Hi, Serendipity here with another free classic from Wisehouse: the very first Sherlock Holmes novel:

A Study in Scarlet (Wisehouse Classics Edition)
by Arthur Conan Doyle

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/study-in-scarlet-arthur-conan-doyle/1100163548?ean=9789176371718

– Women's biography and/or fiction by the Indie Chicks:

Lost Love Letters: An Indie Chicks Anthology

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-love-letters-cheryl-shireman/1118613751?ean=9781625660398

Indie Chicks: 25 Independent Women 25 Personal Stories

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/indie-chicks-cheryl-shireman/1109231339?ean=9781625660435

– Essays about Tokyo:

Motions and Moments: More Essays on Tokyo
by Michael Pronko

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/motions-and-moments-michael-pronko/1123153661?ean=2940152530506

Happy reading!

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http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/05/early-free-friday-nook-book-list.html

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(^_^) - Frozen windows
*Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:*
*'Windows frozen, won't open.'*
*Husband texts back:
'Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.'*
*Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
'Computer really messed up now."*
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Daughter: I got an A in Chemistry.
Mom: WTF!
Daughter: Mom, what do you think WTF means?
Mom: Well That's Fantastic.
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Mom: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
Son: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Mom: OK, bye. I'll go ask your sister.
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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Serendipity Findz free NOOK books .....

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Good morning, Penelope and all free NOOK book fans! Serendipity here with some free nonfiction books that I found this morning. Please check the price before you buy:

Cookbook: Mexican Vegetarian
by Savannah Redick

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cookbook-savannah-redick/1123772841?ean=2940153184951

Cookbook: Kids Vegetarian Recipes
by Savannah Redick

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cookbook-savannah-redick/1123772823?ean=2940153187730

Cookbook: Italian Vegetarian
by Savannah Redick

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cookbook-savannah-redick/1123772831?ean=2940153179483

Cookbook: Asian Vegetarian
by Savannah Redick

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cookbook-savannah-redick/1123667134?ean=2940153228624

Cookbook: Mediterranean Vegetarian
by Janice Schroeder

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cookbook-janice-schroeder/1123772816?ean=2940153256047

Spanish For Beginners: A Practical Guide to Learn the Basics of Spanish in 10 Days! (Language Series)
by Manuel De Cortes

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/spanish-for-beginners-manuel-decortes/1121724580?ean=2940153192383

Deconstructing Cloud
by A Knoblauch

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/deconstructing-cloud-a-knoblauch/1118734427?ean=2940045221962

Lean and the Art of Cloud Computing Management
by Gregor Petri

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lean-and-the-art-of-cloud-computing-management-gregor-petri/1114041307?ean=2940045140126

Shedding Light on Cloud Computing
by Gregor Petri

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shedding-light-on-cloud-computing-gregor-petri/1024458991?ean=2940011066894

Young People, Ethics, and the New Digital Media: A Synthesis from the GoodPlay Project
by Carrie James

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/young-people-ethics-and-the-new-digital-media-carrie-james/1111115193?ean=9780262258289

Happy reading!

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I went to the mall looking for camouflage pants. Seems like they’re hard to find!
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Teacher: Mark, did your mom help you with your homework?
Mark: No Miss McMillan, she did it all by herself.
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Girlfriend: Am I the first woman you ever loved?
Boyfriend: Of course! Why do all girls ask me the same question?
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s great with its vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.
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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Serendipity Finds Free Nook Books ...

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Good morning, Penelope and all free NOOK book fans! There are some new free classics available from Wisehouse today:

The Dhammapada (Wisehouse Classics - The Complete & Authoritative Edition)
by Max F. Müller

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dhammapada-friedrich-max-m-ller/1106555414?ean=9789176371749

Gulliver's Travels (Wisehouse Classics Edition - with original color illustrations by Arthur Rackham)
by Jonathan Swift, Arthur Rackham

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gullivers-travels-jonathan-swift/1116644091?ean=9789176371688

Treasure Island (Wisehouse Classics Edition - With Original Illustrations by Louis Rhead)
by Robert Louis Stevenson

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/treasure-island-robert-louis-stevenson/1116609410?ean=9789176371695

A Doll's House (Wisehouse Classics)
by Henrik Ibsen

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dolls-house-henrik-ibsen/1116747947?ean=9789176371701

The complete list of Wisehouse Classics is here:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-dolls-house-henrik-ibsen/1116747947?ean=9789176371701

Happy reading!

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