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.“When you come to a fork in the road take it”
― Yogi Berra
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sabina !
Sabina who?
Sabina a long time since I've seen you !
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I once thought I would conquer the world....but, then I was distracted by something sparkly.
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“Someday is not a day of the week.”
― Janet Dailey
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Why was the broom late this morning?
Because it over swept.
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“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
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“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
― Steven Wright
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“When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”
― Cory Doctorow
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What was the camel with no hump named?
Humphrey..
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"You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it."
— Malcolm X
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“You can knock on a deaf man's door forever.”
― Nikos Kazantzakis
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“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”
― Mark Twain
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look Grandpa! No Hands!
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“If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”
― Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs
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“It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between "literally" and "figuratively." If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, it feels like it is happening.
If you are literally jumping for joy, for instance, it means you are leaping in the air because you are very happy. If you are figuratively jumping for joy, it means you are so happy that you could jump for joy, but are saving your energy for other matters.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning
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