Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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Why did the sun not bother going to college?

It already had a million degrees!

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Why did the teacher get stronger bulbs for the school room? 

Because the class was a little dim! 

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Why did the skeleton keep his head in the freezer? 

Because he was a numb-skull! 

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Why did the skeleton not cross the road? 

It didn't have the guts!

=====What does a camel use to become invisible? 

Camel-flage!

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How do turtles talk to each other?

They use shell phones.

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"Grasshopper, the three secrets of life are as follows: first, keep your eyes and ears open; second: don't tell everything you know."


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