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Question: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Answer: North Polish!
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Question: What kind of bird can write?
Answer: A pen-guin
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Question: What did the short candle say to the tall candle?
Answer: “I’m going out tonight!”
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Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf-esteem.
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Question: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a cow?
Answer: An Eskimoo!
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Question: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Answer: “Fleece Navidad!”
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Question: What’s the best Christmas present in the world?
Answer: A broken drum - you can't beat it.
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Question: What comes at the end of Christmas day?
Answer: The letter "y".
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I'll say knock knock and you say, who's there? I'll say control freak and you will say control freak who? O.K?
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