Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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Have you heard the latest statistic joke yet? 

Probably ...

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What is E.T. short for? 

So he can fit on his spaceship

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(😊) Childhood Concerns

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, 'I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!'

The other kid says, 'What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!'

The first kid says, 'What if they try to escape?'

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“The golden rays of the moon paid him absolute tribute. He was a buffet of muscles and corded strength.” 

― Gena Showalter, Playing with Fire

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