Thursday, October 29, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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How do you keep free of demons? 

Exorcise a lot! 

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How do you keep an elephant calm? 

Trunk-quilizers!

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How do you keep a brontosaurus under an umbrella without it getting wet? 

Make sure it's not raining!

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Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end how you octopus.

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

Two; one to change the lightbulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

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"Birds sing after a storm. Why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?"    

 Rose Kennedy

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“She felt a little nervous about this; 'for it might end, you know,' said Alice to herself, 'in my going out altogether, like a candle. I wonder what I should be like then?' And she tried to fancy what the flame of a candle looks like after the candle is blown out, for she could not remember ever having seen such a thing.”

― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass

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