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If apples and pears come from fruit trees, where do ducks and chickens come from?
Poul-trees!
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If crocodiles are used for shoes what are used for slippers?
Bananas!
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“Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.”
― David Levithan
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“Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, The Places You'll Go!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore. [her before]
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After the pastor ate too many beans he sat in his own pew.
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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba Na Na Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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“So she sat on with closed eyes, and half believed herself in Wonderland, though she knew she had but to open them again, and all would change to dull reality.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
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