Sunday, October 25, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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Knock, Knock! 

Who's there? 

Botany. 

Botany who? 

Botany good books lately? 

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Knock, Knock! 

Who's there? 

Yacht! 

Yacht who? 

Yacht a know me by now!

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Knock, Knock! 

Who's there? 

Juno. 

Juno who? 

Juno that I'm out here, right? 

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Knock, Knock! 

Who's there? 

Says! 

Says who? 

Says me, that's who!

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She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

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What's Irish and sits on your deck? 

Paddy O'Furniture.

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What happened to the man who ran through a screen door? 

He strained himself.

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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

A mini-van.

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What do you call an American drawing?

A yankee doodle.

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What was the camel with no hump named?

Humphrey.

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(^_^) - Power Outage


During a recent power outage my PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPAD, and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Also, my cell phone battery was dead. To make matters worse it was raining and I couldn't play golf.


So I go to the kitchen to make coffee, OOPS, the coffee maker requires power, so I sit down and talked to my wife for a couple of hours.


You know, she seems like a nice person. 


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